PICK-UP LINES:

We paid some guy 15 bucks to write these pick-up lines. Use them for free or donate R15.

1. Nice socks, can I try them on?
2. Hey, someone farted let’s get out of here.
3. I know I don’t look like much but I’m drinking milk.
4. Hi I’m Big Brother and I’ve been watching you.
5. You know what I like about you? My arms.
6. Hello, my son likes you.
7. My magical watch says you don’t know who I am.
8. I’m a Wikipedia reader and contributor.
9. I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
10. Baby you’re stopping my heart like bad cholesterol.
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